http://www.zorpia.cn/ly1989happy Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:50 EST Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:50 EST Zorpia.com http://www.zorpia.cn/ly1989happy/journal/1940666 <strong><em><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '黑体'">1</span><wbr /><wbr /></em>.乌龟<wbr /><wbr /></strong><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">受伤，让<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #ff00cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">蜗牛</span><wbr /></span><wbr />去买药，<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">两个小时</span><wbr /> </span><wbr /></span><wbr />过去了，<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #ff00cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">蜗牛</span><wbr /></span><wbr />还没回来，<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #cc0033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">乌龟</span><wbr /></span><wbr />骂到<span style="COLOR: #663366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">：“</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />他妈的</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">还没回来，<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">老子</span><wbr /></span><wbr />快死了<span style="COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">！”</span><wbr /><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr />这时候门外传来一声</span><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #663366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">：“</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />他妈的 </span><wbr /></span><wbr />，再骂<span style="COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />老子</span><wbr /></span><wbr />不去了！”<img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e128.gif" /><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><wbr /><wbr /><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #000066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '黑体'">2</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />.如果你<span style="COLOR: #00ff00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">耳朵</span><wbr />痒了，就表示我<span style="COLOR: #ff0033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">想</span><wbr />你了，</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #000066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />&nbsp;&nbsp;如果你<span style="COLOR: #00ff00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">眼睛</span><wbr />痒了，就表示我想<span style="COLOR: #cc0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">见</span><wbr />你了，</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #000066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />&nbsp;&nbsp;如果你<span style="COLOR: #00ff00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">嘴巴</span><wbr />痒了，就表示我想<span style="COLOR: #ff0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">吻</span><wbr />你了，</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #000066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: '楷体_GB2312'"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />&nbsp;&nbsp;如果你<span style="COLOR: #00ff00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">全身</span><wbr />痒了，你<span style="COLOR: #990066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">别吓想</span><wbr />了，该<span style="COLOR: #cc0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">洗澡</span><wbr />了！！！哈哈哈！！！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><font size="2">3<span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">.有一天，黑社会老大问你<span style="COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">：<span style="COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">1加1等于几</span><wbr />？</span><wbr />你很纳闷犹豫了很久说：等于2。老大掏出枪，砰的一声把你打死了，老大吹了口枪口的烟说：你知道的太多了~</span><wbr /><br /></font><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #9900ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><font size="2">4.一只 </font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">母狗</span><wbr /><font size="2"> </font></span><wbr /><font size="2">扑向你，从你</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr />脚</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">上咬了一块</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">肉</span><wbr /> </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">迅速吞下，你伸脚正要 </font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">踢 </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">它，</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />狗</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">含泪说：“</font><span style="COLOR: #990000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><font size="2">你</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #cc00cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">打</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">吧，反正我</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">肚子</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">里有你的</font></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />骨肉</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">！”<img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e101.gif" /><wbr /><img src="http://imgcache.qq.com/qzone/em/e140.gif" /><wbr /></font></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #3300ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><font size="2">5.一只</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff00ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">小狗</span><wbr /><font size="2">爬上餐桌，向一只</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">烧鸡</span><wbr /><font size="2">蹭去，</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">主人</span><wbr /><font size="2">大怒道：你敢对那只</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">烧鸡</span><wbr /><font size="2">怎样，</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">我</span><wbr /><font size="2">就敢对</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">你</span><wbr /><font size="2">怎样。结果</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff00ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">小狗</span><wbr /><font size="2">舔了一下</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #66ff66; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">鸡屁股</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">。主人晕倒。小狗乐道：小样，看谁狠！</font></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #3300ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><font size="2">6</font><span style="COLOR: #003300; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><font size="2">.</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />猫</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">因生活所迫在</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">狐狸</span><wbr /><font size="2">开的</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr />发廊</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">坐台，一日，</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0000ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />老鼠</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">来到</font><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">发廊</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">点名要将</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">猫</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">包夜，</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">猫</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2"><span style="COLOR: #660099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">誓死不从</span><wbr />，</font><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0000ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">老鼠</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2">大怒道：当初追</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">老子</span><wbr /><font size="2">追得</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">死去活来</span><wbr /><font size="2">，现在</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #0033cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">送</span><wbr /><font size="2">上门还</font><span style="FONT-SIZE: 16px; COLOR: #6633ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">假正经<span style="COLOR: #003300; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #9966ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />5.高一一次考试，老师发卷子，后面的</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #00ff00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">女生</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />多拿了一张，高呼“老师，<span style="COLOR: #000099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">我有了，我有了</span><wbr />”，</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #9966ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;结果坐在我旁边的<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #3300ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">男生</span><wbr />说道“<span style="COLOR: #000099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">是我的，是我的</span><wbr />”，</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #9966ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">全班狂笑</span><wbr /><br /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #3300cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">6.认识这么久，你在我心里的位置，你我都很清楚。人生如梦，岁月如流，你知道，茫茫人海中，其他人对我来说只是<span style="COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">一根葱</span><wbr />而已，而你不同，你<span style="COLOR: #990000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">两根！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">7<span style="COLOR: #cc00cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">.别念书了</span><wbr />；太难了！<span style="COLOR: #cc3300; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">做豆腐</span><wbr />吧！做豆腐</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="DISPLAY: inline-block; FILTER: glow(color=#333366,strength=3); COLOR: #ffffff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />最保险</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">；</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">做<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #660000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">硬</span><wbr />了是<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #cc99cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">豆腐干</span><wbr />！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">做<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0000ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">稀</span><wbr />了是<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">豆腐脑</span><wbr />！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">做<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #cc0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">薄</span><wbr />了是<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff3366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">豆腐皮</span><wbr />！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">做<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">没</span><wbr />了是<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #339999; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">豆浆</span><wbr />！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">万一<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #993366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">卖不了</span><wbr />，搁<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff6666; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">臭</span><wbr />啦，还能当<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff0066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">臭豆腐</span><wbr />！<wbr /><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" orgsrc="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" /></a><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #6600ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">8<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />.我爱你&quot;<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">加</span><wbr />&quot;一生意世&quot;再<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">乘以</span><wbr />&quot;十&quot;<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">等于</span><wbr />什么<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />?!!!</span><wbr />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; COLOR: #6600ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="COLOR: #ff3366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">结果</span><wbr />是(520<span style="COLOR: #009933; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">+</span><wbr />1314)<span style="COLOR: #00cc00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">*</span><wbr />10=<span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #663366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />18340 </span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #663366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">即&quot;.<span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #990033; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">一巴掌扇死你!&quot;</span><wbr />嘻嘻哈哈哈...</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #ff33cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />9.恭喜<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />您</span><wbr /></span><wbr />！已被<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />联合国青蛙大学</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #0066ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em; FONT-FAMILY: 'Impact'"><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr />癞蛤蟆系</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #660099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />不要脸班</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 32px; COLOR: #33ff99; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">录取</span><wbr />！请<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />携带</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #cccc00; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">精神病证明</span><wbr />，坐<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #cc0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">514</span><wbr /></span><wbr />路公车<span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">到</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #009966; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">傻瓜路</span><wbr /></span><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #99ff33; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">蠢的要死街</span><wbr /></span><wbr />下车，报名时请站在校门口<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #000099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">傻笑</span><wbr /></span><wbr />！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">2<span style="COLOR: #6600cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">.若有人<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />欺负</span><wbr />你，告诉你大姐，我把他的<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #333399; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">四肢</span><wbr /></span><wbr />打成<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #000000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">移动</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的，<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #3300ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">七窍</span><wbr /></span><wbr />打成<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #330000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">联通</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的，<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #cc3366; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />脸</span><wbr /></span><wbr />打成<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #ff00ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">彩屏</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的，<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #0066cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">鼻子</span><wbr /></span><wbr />打成<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #66ff66; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">直板</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的，<span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #00ffcc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />脑袋</span><wbr /></span><wbr />打成<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #0000ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">振动</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的，<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #663333; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr />门牙</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr />打成<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #3300cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">翻盖</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的...</span><wbr /> </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff0000; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr />3.谨以此信息<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />提醒</span><wbr />各位同学，大学是要<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />考试</span><wbr /></span><wbr />的啦！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />美特斯邦威</span><wbr />：不挂寻常科！&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="COLOR: #330099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />特步</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：挂科！死一般的感觉&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #ff0066; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />nike</span><wbr /></span><wbr />:just挂it！ </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #3300cc; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">森马</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：考什么，挂什么！&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="COLOR: #0099ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />脑白金</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：今年过节不挂科，挂科只挂专业课 </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #cc3333; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">汇仁肾宝</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：他挂我也挂！&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #663333; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">李宁</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：挂科，一切皆有可能！ </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #9900ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">旺旺</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：你挂，我挂，大家挂！挂挂！&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #000099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">好迪：</span><wbr /></span><wbr />大家挂，才是真的挂！ </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #ff6600; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">白加黑</span><wbr /></span><wbr />：白天挂一科，不瞌睡；晚上挂一科，睡得香 </span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">&nbsp;&nbsp;<span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="TEXT-DECORATION: underline"><wbr /><span style="COLOR: #990099; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">钙中钙</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr />：现在的挂科啊，它含金量高，挂一科顶过去五科，方便！看我一口气挂五科，不费劲，腰不酸，腿也不疼了，跳楼也有劲了！ </span><wbr /><br /><span style="LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 24px; COLOR: #ff6666; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">4.听说当天空中有流星划过时许愿特别灵。那天我向流星许愿，希望你能变聪明些。我靠！你猜怎么着？那流星竟然按原路<span style="COLOR: #3300ff; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em">飞回去了</span><wbr /><span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><br /><span style="FONT-SIZE: 18px; LINE-HEIGHT: 1.8em"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />5.春秋战国时代，你统领全帅，头戴锅盖，身披麻袋，腰间<wbr /><a href="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" target="_blank"><img style="BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" orgsrc="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/b.gif" /></a><wbr />系着塑料袋，手拿锅盖，脚踩两颗大白菜...大喊一声：“<span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr />收！破！烂！！！</span><wbr /></span><wbr /> <span style="FONT-STYLE: italic"><wbr /><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><wbr />”</span><wbr /></span><wbr /></span><wbr /><font size="2"> </font><!--v:3.2--> Gossips & Jokes http://www.zorpia.cn/ly1989happy/journal/1940666 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:26 EST