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2007年9月25日 下午3点22分30秒No title. Dedicated to Ladies Nody and Sophilia

 This duck waddles into a bar, and the bartender says,
"what can i get for you?"
The duck say,"got any grapes?"
The bartender says," No, we serve beer, and whiskey and stuff like that."
The duck say,"okay," and leaves...
The next day, the same duck comes in, and says,"Got any grapes?"
The bartender says, " No, we dont serve  that."
The duck say,"okay," and leaves...
The next day, the same duck comes in, hops up on the stool and says,
"Got any grapes?"
The bartender says,
" No - I have told you two days in a row that we dont have any grapes.
You come in here again, and i am going to nail your beak to the bar!"
So the duck leaves.
The very next day, the same duck comes back into the bar and says,
"Got any nails?"
And the bartender says, "No, why?"
And the duck says, "Got any grapes?"

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