2009年12月8日 上午5点25分55秒HEADS UP GUYS! READ BEFORE CONTACTING ME!

Heads up, guys, you had better read this before contacting me. If you do not read this message through to the end, and you decide to send me a private message anyway, I will know from your message that you have not read this. And you will be requested to rectify that oversight before further contact can be either established or continued.

GUIDELINES FOR CONTACT

CONTACT AFTER THE INITIAL PRIVATE MESSAGE WILL BE VIA E-MAIL FOR THE FIRST THREE WEEKS. THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. YOU WILL BE PROVIDED WITH MY E-MAIL ADDRESS IN MY RESPONSE TO YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGE.

IF YOU MUST ADDRESS ME DIRECTLY, YOU WILL USE MY NAME, WHICH IS JAN. YOU CAN SAVE THE SWEET NOTHINGS FOR WOMEN WHO WANT, NEED, OR APPRECIATE THEM.

YOU WILL NEVER AT ANY TIME REQUEST OR DEMAND MY PHONE NUMBER, MY ADDRESS OR ANY OTHER FORM OF PERSONAL INFORMATION.

IF YOU DO A CAM SEND AND I ACCEPT IT, IT HAD BETTER NOT BE TRAINED ON YOUR LITTLE OLD ''PRIDE AND JOY'' OR YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY PLACED ON DELETE AND IGNORE. JUST BEAR IN MIND THAT I AM VERY POOR AND I CANNOT AFFORD TO GET A MICROSCOPE STRONG ENOUGH TO SEE SUCH PITIFUL SPECIMENS. I USED TO HAVE TO CHANGE MY BABY BROTHERS DIAPERS, SO NOTHING YOU HAVE WILL IMPRESS ME.

YOU WILL NOT AT ANY TIME IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, NOR FORM MAKE ANY SEXUAL COMMENTS, OVERTURES, OR DEMANDS FOR ME TO REMOVE MY CLOTHING ON CAM. THE LAST ONE THAT DID THAT GOT HIS HIDE CHEWED OFF BEFORE I DELETED HIM, AND I DID NOT MINCE WORDS. I AM A DECENT, MORAL WOMAN, AND I EXPECT TO BE TREATED AS SUCH. IF YOU ARE THAT DESPERATE, TRY THE LOCAL CAT HOUSE.

YOU WILL NEVER, EVER ASK FOR, DEMAND, OR ATTEMPT TO PLAY ON MY SYMPATHIES IN AN ATTEMPT TO ACQUIRE MONEY FROM ME. TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOUR IMMEDIATELY, WITHOUT EXPLANATION OR APOLOGY, BEING PLACED ON DELETE AND IGNORE.

IF YOU SEND A PRIVATE MESSAGE, YOU WILL EITHER SIMPLY GREET ME OR USE MY NAME, WHICH IS JAN. YOU WILL NOT ADDRESS ME BY ANY FORM OF SICKENLY SWEET AND FALSE ENDEARMENTS. AND YOU MAY SAVE YOURSELF THE FALSE PLATITUDES AND FLATTERY, I AM VERY WELL AWARE OF WHAT I LOOK LIKE AND THEY ARE WASTED ON ME. I AM FIFTY ONE YEARS OLD AND FAR TOO OLD FOR THEM ANYWAY.

AND PLEASE, DO NOT INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE WITH A MESSAGE FULL OF ''COMPU-SPEAK'', WORDS THAT ARE NOT WORDS, THEY ARE AN INSULT TO ME. I AM A WRITER AND THE QUICKEST WAY TO GUARANTEE A NON-RESPONSE FROM ME IS TO FAIL TO ADDRESS PROPERLY SPELLED OUT WORDS AND TERMS TO ME. I CAN DEAL WITH MESSED UP GRAMMAR AND SENTENCE STRUCTURE IF YOU ARE A NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING PERSON, BUT THERE ARE LIMITS TO MY PATIENCE.

AND IF YOUR SPEECH PATTERNS DO NOT MATCH YOUR CLAIMED AGE, PLACE OF ORIGIN AND JOB POSITION, YOU WILL DEFINITELY RECEIVE NO REPLY. I AM NOT A FOOL AND I WILL NOT BE TAKEN FOR ONE.

SHOULD YOU DECIDE TO CONTACT ME AFTER READING THIS MESSAGE, THEN YOU WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY AGREEING TO ABIDE BY THE TERMS SET FORTH WITHIN IT. ANY STRAYING FROM THESE TERMS WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE DELETION AND YOUR BEING PLACED ON IGNORE.

AND ONE LAST THING, DO NOT BOTHER ASKING ME TO ACTIVATE MY CAM, I DO SO BY MY CHOICE ONLY.  AND DO NOT EVER, AT ANY TIME, ATTEMPT TO VIEW MY CAM WHEN I AM TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE.  IT IS RUDE AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE IT.

I DO NOT PLAY GAMES

JAN

AKA

1WORDYWOMAN

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2009年9月27日 下午11点47分51秒Sept. 27, A Happy, Happy Day!

Fifty one years old, and today I feel as excited as a kid at Christmas! Today I got word that the first of the two books I had published officially went onto both Amazon.com and Barnes and Nobles.com's websites as available for purchase. This means there are now three ways to obtain the book. And the second will be on the two sites in about two months. And I found out last Thursday that my third book went into production on that day. Anyone interested in information on the two books may send me a private message through Zorpia.

The book is a compilation ...

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